If Only I'd of Known...

Go to school, they said. Get an education, they said.

If only I'd of known how impractical all that experience would be for motherhood. Save yourself the time and money. If you're planning on pursuing a career in momdom, I recommend these occupations if you want real life training:

Bus Driver
Hostage Negotiator (to aid in stolen toy recoveries)
Short Order Cook
Emergency Room Nurse
Dog Washer/Groomer (bathing young children is a lot like bathing animals, trust me)
Sanitation Worker/HAZMAT specialist

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What started as a way to communicate with far away friends and family has become a place for this horse trainer/HR manager turned stay at home mom of 3 girls to hold on to a bit of her own identity. It's my take on the ins and outs, the ups and downs, the thoughts and feelings, the mistakes and triumphs of this family as we bumble our way to eternity.