Go to school, they said. Get an education, they said.
If only I'd of known how impractical all that experience would be for motherhood. Save yourself the time and money. If you're planning on pursuing a career in momdom, I recommend these occupations if you want real life training:
Hostage Negotiator (to aid in stolen toy recoveries)
Short Order Cook
Emergency Room Nurse
Dog Washer/Groomer (bathing young children is a lot like bathing animals, trust me)
Sanitation Worker/HAZMAT specialist