Anatomy

Lexi {excited pride}: Look what I made, Mom!

Me {automated excitement}: Wow Lex! {shutting down out-right laughter after having actually looked at the completed masterpiece}

Lexi {excited pride laced with educational emphasis}: It's a girl. You wanna know how you can tell?

Me {mouth agape}: By her bright red nipples and striped girly parts? I dunno, how Lex?

Lexi {accomplished pride}: By all the curls on her head? See her curly hair? She's a girl!

Me {to Allen}: It's like the poor thing needs a bikini or something.