The LDS Culture

Davis, the Boston Terrier at 8 weeks.

Allen {very interested}: Lexi, I hear you're taking Davis to show and tell at school!

Lexi {moderately exited}: Yeah.

Allen {encouragingly}: So, what are you going to tell your class about him?

Lexi {like a teenage boy}: I dunno.

Allen {more encouragement and slight falsetto to show enthusiasm}: Well, how old is he?

Lexi {like a teenage boy}: I dunno.

Allen {relieved to have something interesting to teach}: Well, he's 8.

Lexi {like a teenage girl at a Justin Beiber concert}: That means he's gonna get baptized!