A Mighty Plague Descended Upon the Land

1. And they were afflicted with many types of maladies:

Bronchitis

Strep Throat

Ear Infections

Laryngitis

Pink Eye

Runny noses

Constipation


Diarrhea

and

Vomiting (which led to the revelation that the babe in the family had ceased to continue thriving and would thus require many doctor visits and tests of various sorts).

2. And not a soul would be spared.

3. The end.