Me {walking in from an afternoon on the town with Lexi}: So, how'd it go?
Allen: Crappy. Literally. I changed 7 diapers while you were gone.
Me: Dude, that is crappy.
Allen: Yeah. Emily had a total blow out. I mean it was up to her shoulders.
Me {eyes wide}: Did you have to give her a bath?
Allen {smiling proudly}: No. I just changed her clothes and used some wipes. And, you know that stuff...that stuff..{pumping gesture}...you know....
Me {face contorting}: The hand sanitizer?
Allen {still proud}: YAH! That stuff. I kinda just wiped it around on her back. You know. 'Cause I thought, this can't hurt.
Please tell me that you made that conversation up to get our attention....
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