8.31.2009

100% Effective

Why waste a perfectly good co-pay to let your doctor abuse your nether parts when you can just pay a short and free visit to my blog and get yourself some excellent birth control? I guarantee it's 100% effective. You only have to take it once, too. Enjoy!



Just before this, Lexi did an incredible Linda Blair impersonation in which her head spun around in a full circle, she spewed forth split pea soup and literally screamed, "I DON'T WANT TO GO POTTY!"

Just in case that initial dose wasn't quite effective, treat yourself to a complimentary sample of the same medicine.



And you are welcome.
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2 comments:

  1. UnknownSeptember 1, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    What can I say? I thought they never cried? (Because their pictures are always smiley!) That they're cute even when they cry? (Well, they are!) But sorry for those hard times of day-to-day motherhood. The "medicine" reminded me of those times and I know it's hard to take! :) Hang in there...

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    Thank you for making me laugh until I cried! It is good to be back online and catching up on your funny, insightful and imaginative blogs!!!

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